kya aap mujhe apni dairy milk mein se chota sa bite de sakti hain? Funny

Ek dum Faadu....

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Boy :.excuse me, kya aap mujhe

apni dairy milk mein se chota sa

bite de sakti hain?

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Giri-kya mein aapko jaanti hu?

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Boy-nahi

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Girl- to phir…

.

Boy-par meri maa kehti hai koi

bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle

mooh meetha kar lena chahiye.

Girl gives him a piece of dairy milk

to him…..

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Girl-waise kya shubh kaam karne

ja rahe ho?

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Boy-main soch raha tha ki aapko

ghar chor du..

.

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Girl smiles and says:

“pehle to pakar 100rs aur apne

baal katwa ke aa manhoos=X

.

.

bus stop pe khara hai ur mujhe

ghar chorne ki baat kar raha

hai ..

.

pehle koi bike to lele Kangley

mooche aayi nahi hain aur chal

hai mujhe patane…..

.

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ek piece kya de diya sir pe hi aake

baith gaya begairat…

aisa kar tu mujhe apni maa se hi

milwade .. unhe bataungi kitne

shubh kaam karta hai aapka

beta….

wo hi achchi tara se mooh

meetha karengi tera Kaminey……